tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6566346669076548101.post3365760932937923593..comments2023-04-02T16:03:50.800-07:00Comments on after the plastic rains: Art Liches, Bitches...Michael Hoaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15728642724953659658noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6566346669076548101.post-3103116335233452492010-06-10T14:16:17.696-07:002010-06-10T14:16:17.696-07:00But what's left of Jesus but his name?
The co...But what's left of Jesus but his name?<br /><br />The core "soul" of his ideas, the Beatitudes for example, or all that junk he said like "give up your riches and follow me into the desert" were cut out so that "Jesus" could become immortal.<br /><br />Those lofty ideals would have contradicted the sort of authoritarian institutions necessary for immortality and Michael Hoaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15728642724953659658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6566346669076548101.post-49459897516550404242010-06-10T14:13:56.612-07:002010-06-10T14:13:56.612-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Michael Hoaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15728642724953659658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6566346669076548101.post-24393861086180859382010-06-10T13:31:09.856-07:002010-06-10T13:31:09.856-07:00Ah, but neither did Jesus. Those things were just ...Ah, but neither did Jesus. Those things were just done in Jesus's <i>name</i>. I could start a holy war in the name of my cat (and I might), but it wouldn't change the fact that he just wants to eat delicious brains.<br /><br />Awesome call on Voldemort, by the way. Dunno why that never dawned on me. Horcrux totally = phylactery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6566346669076548101.post-56554738233611599622010-06-10T12:33:05.577-07:002010-06-10T12:33:05.577-07:00Yeah, but zombies don't command their minions ...Yeah, but zombies don't command their minions to crusade in the holy land, burn women at the stake or invade Iraq. <br /><br />Lich.Michael Hoaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15728642724953659658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6566346669076548101.post-3678600843547752342010-06-10T12:04:35.226-07:002010-06-10T12:04:35.226-07:00Very intresting, but you lost me at Jesus. Jesus d...Very intresting, but you lost me at Jesus. Jesus <i>did</i> die, he just got back up again afterwards, so... zombie. It's the fact that his <i>followers</i> pretend to eat <i>his</i> flesh that confuses people but... yup. Remove the head or destroy the brain.<br /><br />Or maybe that's just me feeling depressed at the idea of 2.1 billion horcruxes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com